Random 1
Married men live longer than single men do but married men are a lot more willing to die
Random 2
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting he won't change, but she does.
Random 3
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
Random 4
Smart man + Smart woman = ROMANCE
Smart man + Dumb woman = AFFAIR
Dumb man + Smart woman = MARRIAGE
Dumb man + Dumb woman = PREGNANCY
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me 'You're next'. They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Dec 30, 2009
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